Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hygiene problem (body odor, bad breath) advice?

I've been having a problem with odors that I can't seem to kick. I seem to have a natural ';funk'; about me, and my breath is atrocious. I've tried everything, from Febreeze to car air fresheners.





At first it wasn't an issue, but now my girlfriend is telling me she doesn't find me sexy anymore. In fact, she said if I didn't find some way to manage it she'd leave me.





Help, I'm begging you!Hygiene problem (body odor, bad breath) advice?
ROFL Joe! You are a very brave man to share this shame on a web site.





For the body odor, my man finds Grandma's home made lye soap the best thing for getting rid of body odor. After Grandma has scrubbed your skin bright red with a wire brush, apply babby powder. This will give you a nice clean scent.





For your two teeth. Use Comet cleanser. It has bleach in it. will make your teeth sparkly white. Gargle with moonshine for mouth wash.





Hope this helps :)





((Joe))Hygiene problem (body odor, bad breath) advice?
go to the doctor is that you in the pic
Dear Joe


I don't appreciate you discussing our personal problems on the internet. You know how I feel about your smell, please don't share that with the world, go to a doctor.


Love


Coffee Diva





**Edit** -- Ecter: apparently Joe hasn't been truthful with you. Sorry you had to find out this way...tootles to you...
i would probably tell someone close to me that he or she has a bad breath because i am concerned about their condition and as much as possible i would want to save them from future embarrassment.





most people do not know that they have bad breath right under their nose, and all they can rely to be able to know about it is for someone who will honestly tell them in private of course, and in a manner that is nice and tactful.





bad breath can have a lot causes and it is not only concerned about having a dirty mouth. it can be cause by certain illnesses like stomach illnesses and sinuses.





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Ok...pores are not in the same spot as everyone else. People naturally assume washing armpits and hits a done deal.


When washing those 3 hotspots (underarm, penial and butt) make sure you get ahold of that area thats sending the loudest single. Put on some deordorant and after shave for freshness.


Febreeze doesn't help. It just smother the funk for a little while. Besides scents ontop of funk leaves a bad mixture and creates a messy stinch





Breath...you may have caked up food in the back of your mouth. Poor brushing will have your breath off the chain! Please floss, brush after your meals and hit the back of your tongue. Also make a trip to the dentist cause you may have a rotten tooth thats decaying.
Have you ever considered dating a Yeti instead? Cuz your girl sounds high maintenance man. It would solve all your problems in one fell swoop plus the sex might be alright and more frequent too.
Did you pass Mouthwash on the way between Frebreeze and air fresheners?





Or a toothbrush?
Joe, I thought that was just between us.





WHAT? Who is that Coffee Diva woman!?
OK since your begging


diet is often a big factor


until things work Thar way out of your system


exercise can help this


sweat it all out


vegetables for a bit


cut back on toxins


or things you eat all the time


washing all the time hands two


anti fungals for the feat other stuff two


shave off unnecessary hair whir ever it may crop up


the hot spots


the tooth brush is a must it affects more than your breath


trust me





O a lufa exfoliating scrub brush


ceans off the dead skin that doesn't smell all that good


IT';S DEAD





yep


don't mean to be insulting


O try AXE body spray it helps


smels rugged like a man should


you'll like it and so will she


give it a weak or so and things will change


good luck


you asked nothing personal
Well the breath could be many factors. It could be from lack of brushing. but one of the biggest things that can help bad breath is flossing those might not be the problem though, it could be something you are eating, meat usually is something that can give you bad breath.





As for the body odor, just try to wash a lot, and put on extra deodorant, you might even need to try a different kind of deodorant, i find the gel kind works the best for me.
I think taking a bath in vinegar will help with the odor, and maybe chewing on a Meaty Bone Denta-Delicious dog chew would help your breath.
you got to get to the root of the problem... tell her your breath smells because it's her a** you're eating.
I'm much happier now that I've found a girl who doesn't have a sense of smell!





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Your girlfriend is crazy. You're sexy as hell, smells and all!
Dear Joe.


We've discussed this already and I'm tired of explaining... .next time I have to explain it - expect some ';new'; ornaments hanging from your dash mirror














LOL
Not only do you reek, but you're unfaithful. To at least TWO different people.





I am ashamed to be a human being right now.
Some bleach and a good stiff wire brush just may do the trick for ya. As for the bad breath .. well uh ... I dont see enough teeth in that picture to try and floss between. Learn to breath out of your nose bro.
take a shower and scrub. buy some deoderant and use it. and get a toothbrush and mouth wash!! there is never an excuse to be nasty!
Buy a supply of urinal cakes and keep several in your pockets at all times. When you can be unobtrusive about it, nibble on them from time to time throughout the day.
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